Whole Foods Rant

Whole Foods they're like oh I've got This really organic cool hummus I'm like It's literally just oil mixed with you Know beans oh granola it's so healthy For you I'm like it's fried oats with Sugar in it probably piss off some Trolls yeah why not I love it in my Yogurt did you know Dairy could kill you Can't believe he drinks Diet Coke you Know and then yeah here I am I consider Myself a survivor